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Post by admin on Mar 30, 2009 10:04:34 GMT 1
"I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out" ;D "Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult" ;D "He who laughs last didn't get it"  |
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Post by purpleangel on Mar 30, 2009 11:09:29 GMT 1
Last night I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, when I woke - my pillow was gone 
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Post by admin on Mar 30, 2009 13:52:33 GMT 1
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin
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kate
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our first teacher is our own heart
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Post by kate on Apr 1, 2009 20:20:39 GMT 1
Getting old quotes........
We started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Our wild oats have turned into prunes and bran.
We finally got our heads together; now our bodies are falling apart.
Funny, we don't remember being absent-minded...
All reports are in, life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
We wish the buck stopped here, we sure could use a few...
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted us to touch our toes, he would have put them on our knees.
When we are finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
These days, we spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...we go somewhere to get something and then wonder what we are here after.
Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant
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Post by admin on Apr 3, 2009 14:23:02 GMT 1
sorry, kate, i missed this post the other day! you found loads of good ones  here's a couple more ...... "Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are." "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?" |
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